Posted on 08/24/2006 7:29:17 AM PDT by cuz_it_aint_their_money
Yes FReepers and FReeperettes, its time once again for another season of Survivor.
This time they are in the Cook Islands, in the middle of the South Pacific.
I was going to start off this thread by informing you all about how Mark Burnett’s Production Company has decided to split the tribe along ethnic backgrounds. But that subject has been pretty much beaten to death on at least three different threads. So. . . .
I would like to point out that for all their talk about “minorities” not applying to the show as much as “whites” and about how they had to send their casting producers out to round up minorities, they apparently didn’t have to look too far.
Of the 20 contestants recruited for this season, no less than 13 are from California!
And of those 13, NINE are from the greater Los Angeles area!
So much for diversity!
They are voting off the wrong people. They are so lame.
;)
It's all cause tinypic.com is fast tonight!
Helps having ATI all-in-wonder!
Jonathon tooting his own horn..let me barf.
I bet it's notice of a merge!
I wonder if they are going to vote out a white person?
sorry...I just got home...had to take my 9mo grandson to the ER.......he's fine...has an ear infection.....he's been vomiting all day......I missed the whole show.
Cuz was right!
Nate's next.
Ya think? LOL
I FORGOT that they were still one over the number of people needed for the number of shows left!
I'm hapy that Jenny got the boot, she reminds me of an arrogant 'rat. Bet she voted for Kerry.
He usually is!
Another budding Survivor romance!! Real, or just playing the game?
It's just hot monkey love.
Or is it hot macaca love?
LOL, yer prolly right!
Whoops... there goes your Senate aspirations.
Hot Monkey Love - The Joke
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The small Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very "in the mood", and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part time democrat-voting zoo intern, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Ed, like most democrats, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution.
Ed was approached with a proposition.Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500? Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions.
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her".
"Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."
The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.
"Well," said Ed, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500."
I can buy any extra votes I might need.....
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