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Tongue made from buttocks
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| 8/23/06
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Posted on 08/23/2006 7:09:32 AM PDT by Millee
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To: Millee
I need tee pee for my tongue-hole.
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posted on
08/23/2006 7:32:13 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
To: Millee
"I got shot in the butt-ox. The Army says it was a million dollar wound...getting shot in the butt-ox...but I ain't seen any of the money YET."
22
posted on
08/23/2006 7:39:04 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Millee
I want to know what he's sitting on...half an a$$?
23
posted on
08/23/2006 7:39:45 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: Millee
i sure hope he didnt have prostrate cancer too
To: Millee
"This man needs a TicTac!"
25
posted on
08/23/2006 7:45:55 AM PDT
by
Niteranger68
(I gigged your peace frog.)
To: Millee
MUST
REFRAIN
FROM
REPLYING...
26
posted on
08/23/2006 8:02:24 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(This kid knows how to wallop a baseball!!!!!!)
To: Millee
This man has his ass up his head!
27
posted on
08/23/2006 8:02:51 AM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
To: retrokitten
LOL! But wouldn't it be fair to warn somebody before they kissed you?
To: Millee
I don't buy it. The guy is obviously talking out of his butt.
To: Larry Lucido
If life were fair, she wouldn't have ended up with an ass for a tongue.
30
posted on
08/23/2006 8:06:20 AM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
To: Larry Lucido
I mean really, what would you say? "Hon, things are going great this evening, but I have to warn you- my tongue used to be part of my butt." Not a lot of second dates!
I can imagine someone getting really drunk and yelling, "Who wants to kiss my ass??? WOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
To: Millee
I just don't know what to say.
32
posted on
08/23/2006 8:31:48 AM PDT
by
3catsanadog
(When anything goes, everything does.)
To: retrokitten; Larry Lucido
How fun would it be though, to give a big drunken smooch to someone you don't like & say, "Guesh whut? Yew jush kished my azz!" (hic)
33
posted on
08/23/2006 8:40:08 AM PDT
by
Millee
(A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
To: Millee
To: Millee
Come on Millee....first thing in the morning & I gotta read about butt licking?
35
posted on
08/23/2006 8:45:00 AM PDT
by
Feiny
(drunk, crazy and naked streaking isn't something that can be considered a normal, fun thing)
To: Millee
He'll have a permanent case of the zacklies. LOL
36
posted on
08/23/2006 8:46:28 AM PDT
by
pissant
To: retrokitten
I'd kiss ya, but I'm a tad adventurous. :-)
Besides, it couldn't be any worse than morning breath!
To: Millee; retrokitten
To: cripplecreek
39
posted on
08/23/2006 1:32:19 PM PDT
by
Triggerhippie
(Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.)
To: Millee
He's now fully equipped to be a Dem politikor...
40
posted on
08/23/2006 2:33:17 PM PDT
by
GoldCountryRedneck
("It's never too late to have a happy childhood" - unknown)
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