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Tongue made from buttocks
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| 8/23/06
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Posted on 08/23/2006 7:09:32 AM PDT by Millee
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Would just love to explain why my tongue is so bumpy.
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posted on
08/23/2006 7:09:36 AM PDT
by
Millee
To: carlr; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; Maximus of Texas; EX52D; Mike Bates; Mr. Jeeves; ...
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posted on
08/23/2006 7:10:09 AM PDT
by
Millee
(A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
To: Millee
I'm not touching this with a Ten-Foot Pole.
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posted on
08/23/2006 7:10:19 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Millee
Now he can kiss his own ass.
To: Millee
New meaning to the term "ass-breath"?
To: andy58-in-nh
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posted on
08/23/2006 7:11:49 AM PDT
by
r9etb
To: dfwgator
No, that' tongue OF cheek.
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posted on
08/23/2006 7:11:49 AM PDT
by
SuzyQue
(Remember to think.)
To: mikrofon; Charles Henrickson; Tijeras_Slim; xsmommy; TheBigB; Constitution Day
Inexplicable pottymouth ping.
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posted on
08/23/2006 7:12:37 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
("Coprolalia" only *sounds* pretty)
To: Millee
talking out of ..no no...talking with his a$$
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posted on
08/23/2006 7:13:03 AM PDT
by
going hot
(Happiness is a momma deuce)
To: Millee
Man. I bet he can talk some $heit.
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posted on
08/23/2006 7:13:31 AM PDT
by
mad puppy
( The Southern border is THE issue)
To: Millee
He can kiss his own ass from now on. No more need to ask others.
To: Millee
Everything tastes like a$$.
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posted on
08/23/2006 7:14:35 AM PDT
by
Toby06
(True conservatives vote based on their values, not for parties.)
To: Millee
Shocked, am I, that this thread didn't go high brow.
Owl_Eagle
If what I just wrote made you sad or angry,
it was probably just a joke.
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posted on
08/23/2006 7:15:30 AM PDT
by
End Times Sentinel
(In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: Millee
Okay, I understand the need for a tongue and I am sorry the man had cancer. Why on Earth are they telling people about it?? If I have anything on my body made out of my own ass (other then my ass, of course) NOBODY is ever going to know!
To: Millee
Polish scientists, ever at the forefront of innovation. Butts into tongues! What will they think of next?
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posted on
08/23/2006 7:21:18 AM PDT
by
Alter Kaker
("Whatever tears one sheds, in the end one always blows one's nose." - Heine)
To: Millee
That's so when his boss is chewing his butt out, he can bite his tongue, and effectively get it from both ends...
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posted on
08/23/2006 7:22:06 AM PDT
by
Hegemony Cricket
(Rugged individualists of the world, unite!)
To: retrokitten
I sensing a new business opportunity. I have plenty of spare a$$ to provide dozens of tongues. I can get rich & a$$-less at the same time.
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posted on
08/23/2006 7:27:06 AM PDT
by
Millee
(A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
To: Millee
A chunk of the butt being called up into the big leagues. And to think some said that ass would never amount to anything. Whose getting the last laugh (literally) now.
Finally, the first oratator actually qualified to tell you about your ass. "I remember staring bleakly into that porcelain bowl yet again wondering what it would actually be like to express ones self beyond the occasionaly butt-trumpeting. Now, I'm calling the shots and people listen to me!
And best of all, food tastes much better on this end."
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posted on
08/23/2006 7:29:21 AM PDT
by
Sax
(You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat)
To: Sax
And best of all, food tastes much better on this end."Bwahahahahahaha!
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posted on
08/23/2006 7:31:18 AM PDT
by
Millee
(A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
To: Millee
LMAO!!
Why stop at butts? Lunch ladies all across the nation could provide tongues for the masses.
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