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Flipper no longer the head of the class? (dolphins are actually pretty stupid)
The Globe & Mail ^
| Friday, August 18, 2006
| TENILLE BONOGUORE
Posted on 08/21/2006 7:26:19 AM PDT by presidio9
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posted on
08/21/2006 7:26:21 AM PDT
by
presidio9
To: presidio9
They obviously never saw the movie "Day of the Dolphins", LOL.
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posted on
08/21/2006 7:28:17 AM PDT
by
dawn53
To: presidio9
No wonder Flipper kept getting into trouble every week. /sarc
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posted on
08/21/2006 7:28:37 AM PDT
by
rhombus
To: presidio9
I knew they were smarter than a liberal but that is not saying much.
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posted on
08/21/2006 7:29:26 AM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(Only stupid people would vote for McCain, Warner, Hagle, Snowe, Graham, or any RINO)
To: presidio9
And they taste like tuna.
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posted on
08/21/2006 7:29:53 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
( “I'm the Emperor, and I want dumplings!” (German: Ich bin der Kaiser und will Knödel.))
To: presidio9
RIIIIIGHHHHHHTTT...well "So long and thanks for all the Fish"
Since the World Ends tomorrow...and the dolphins will be leaving tonight.
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posted on
08/21/2006 7:29:57 AM PDT
by
in hoc signo vinces
("Houston, TX...a waiting quagmire for jihadis. American gals are worth fighting for!")
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To: presidio9
I'll never watch Flipper again . . .
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posted on
08/21/2006 7:32:35 AM PDT
by
cvq3842
To: presidio9
Flipper no longer the head of the class? (dolphins are actually pretty stupid)
Does that mean we can eat them now?
To: presidio9
LOL! Thanks, for the "Flipper" Story.
*cue the music* "They called him (Her?) Flipper, Flipper.....no one is wiser than he..." :D
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posted on
08/21/2006 7:33:47 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just b/c your paranoid; Doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you. :)
To: angkor; Central Scrutiniser; Fielding; ko_kyi; JimSEA; injin; killjoy; LeoWindhorse; LibertyLee; ...
adding that stimulus-response conditioning is thought to show low intelligence. Finally an explanation for my Thai girls addiction.
I can now blame it on low intelligence.
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posted on
08/21/2006 7:34:24 AM PDT
by
ASA Vet
(3.03)
To: Yehuda
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posted on
08/21/2006 7:35:15 AM PDT
by
dawn53
To: presidio9
The statement by this assclown that a goldfish is smarter than a dolphin pretty well discredits the entire study.
I've spent alot of time on the water, some of it professionally, and have always thought that dolphins have an intelligence somewhere along the lines of dogs or wolves, which is a lot less than they've been given credit for, but still pretty good.. Whatever their intelligence level, they have a clear affinity and affection for humans that is deserving of our respect.
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posted on
08/21/2006 7:36:20 AM PDT
by
Sam Cree
(Don't mix alcopops and ufo's)
To: presidio9
If goldfish are so smart, how come they will swallow a piece of poop, realize it is poop, spit it out, and immediately swallow it again, and again, and again,...
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posted on
08/21/2006 7:37:13 AM PDT
by
bk1000
(A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory)
To: presidio9

Now I know why they didn't finish the job.
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posted on
08/21/2006 7:41:35 AM PDT
by
frogjerk
(REUTERS: We give smoke and mirrors a bad name)
To: presidio9
Dolphins are dumber than goldfish and don't have the know-how to match a rat, but they're so pumped full of happy chemicals they probably don't care one bit I got a brother like that.
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posted on
08/21/2006 7:42:38 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(If we're still here tomorrow I never said this)
To: Sam Cree
I've spent alot of time on the water, some of it professionally, and have always thought that dolphins have an intelligence somewhere along the lines of dogs or wolves, which is a lot less than they've been given credit for, but still pretty good.How much time have you spent in the water with Goldfish?... ;)
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posted on
08/21/2006 7:42:47 AM PDT
by
frogjerk
(REUTERS: We give smoke and mirrors a bad name)
To: presidio9
The idiot in this story is the scientist not the dophins.
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posted on
08/21/2006 7:43:55 AM PDT
by
tdewey10
(Can we please take out iran's nuclear capability before they start using it?)
To: presidio9; Tijeras_Slim; CedarDave; elkfersupper
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posted on
08/21/2006 7:44:19 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(If we're still here tomorrow I never said this)
To: presidio9
"When a goldfish jumps out of its bowl, it's thinking past its immediate environment."
Not very far past it.
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posted on
08/21/2006 7:44:28 AM PDT
by
Ditto
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