Girls Gone Wilding -- Lesbians locked up in West Village Beating

New York Daily News ^ | August 19, 2006 | ERONIKA BELENKAYA, PETER KADUSHIN, AUSTIN FENNER and CARRIE MELAGO

[Caramelgal]

Wow. Hey dude, I hate to burst your bubble but had she been REALLY gay, she would not have been sending you good vibes. She may have been Bi but GAY? Not!

The lesbians I’ve known, as friends, co-workers and neighbors do not play with guys even for sh!ts and giggles.

Since admittedly you were just trying to get some action perhaps you read her common civility as being some sort of invitation to getting on the horizontal bop. Hey I don’t blame you; guys and even some gals are prone to this sort of misinterpretations especially when alcohol is involved.

Guy says, “Hi how are you?” Gals says, “I’m good. How are you?” Guy thinks “She wants me bad. I’m a stud,” Gal thinks, “He’s cute and so nice to say hello. I want to go shopping now. I need new shoes. Maybe he’ll ask me out, take me to a nice restaurant, and admire how great I look in my new shoes and how thin they make me look. After we’ve dated for a while and he professes his undying love for me, I’ll spend the night.” Guy says.” Hee Hee. I’m gett’n some!”

I don’t really want a gay boyfriend but until I meet the guy who responds to “hello” with something other than ” Hee Hee. I’m gett’n some!”, shopping for shoes is more appealing since I’m older, have plenty of disposable income and don’t need a “quicky” with some stud who won’t remember my name the next day.

[Oztrich Boy]

I liked Benny the British comedian that could not get the lesbians and the Lebanese straight.

I thought Hinn was Lebanese.

[the invisib1e hand]

ok, look. the femmes grow violent. they kick the crap out this guy. then the cops come. Do you think there's any chance they made up a story? Don't you think that's at least as likely as one guy -- the sort who tells a girl she's pretty -- spitting on her and throwing a cigarette on her when she's surrounded by a gang of...testosterone queens?

And then one of the frenzied femmes says, "nobody be hitting on my hoe" -- she didn't say, "ou, you threw cigarettes on us!" or , "yo, nobody be spittin on da beyotch!"

Do you get my drift?

[mountainlyons]

Benny Hinn is a preacher. Benny Hill was a "comedian"

[Oztrich Boy]

Benny Hinn is a preacher. Benny Hill was a "comedian"

...that could not get the lesbians and the Lebanese straight.

[xarmydog]

Seems to me you are a very ardent supporter of the gay lifestyle.You appear to be very knowledgeable about it.You need to get out more,or try getting a date with a non-homosexual.You took a pretty simple comment and are trying to make something up that is not there.You may be well off as you profess,but it sounds like you are frustrated,My take is,when a man has a conversation with you,after five minutes,he is ready to split the scene.Your portrayal of various scenarios of what transpired is a could of, would of,whatever,maybe,etc.,doesn't make sense.Did it ever occur to you I may have been looking for female companionship?When we went to my vehicle,and prior to that,there was never any mention of sex.Those type of things,in my world,come at the appropriate time,If you read my original post,you will note she needed a ride home.P.S.Having sex in a 59 Triumph is impossible unless you are a contortionist.As far as complimenting a woman on their shoes,I do it all the time with my five year old granddaughter.She loves shoes.