Don't flatter yourself sister. I have no interest in Massachusettes women. Been there, done that.
I was born in Manhattan and have spent most my life within a 10-mile radius of the 5 boroughs. I am a dyed-in-the-wool Mets fan. Have been since 1962.
Yankee fans are like Democrats -- they think that all you need to do to solve a problem is throw money at it.
And one more thing -- don't flatter yourself. where did I say I wanted to date you?