Eww
NO!

Well into their 90's for some of them, I'm sure.

Felt myself being mentally undressed -- and none too discreetly -- by an old woman he introduced me to who looked like this, only thinner and oranger.
Made me feel so ... cheap.
But don't worry. I'll survive.
Now, where did I put that vibrator.....I can't for the life of me remember...........