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To: Stoat
Had dinner with Dad at the retirement village a few weeks ago.

Felt myself being mentally undressed -- and none too discreetly -- by an old woman he introduced me to who looked like this, only thinner and oranger.

Made me feel so ... cheap.

But don't worry. I'll survive.

10 posted on 08/18/2006 1:16:59 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro
Made me feel so ... cheap.

Sounds just awful...you have my sincere sympathies.

Better yet, for such a horrific and ghastly experience, I believe that you are in need of proper medical attention.  Allow me, if I may, to introduce one of our highly professional Thread Nurses.  She is fully trained in all matters pertaining to this sort of ailment and you need not worry.  Just relax and do exactly what she says and everything will be just fine.

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11 posted on 08/18/2006 1:30:10 AM PDT by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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