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[baltodog]

Just make sure there are 72 virgins on each flight.

That way, there would be no reason to send oneself to martyrdom.

Oh, yeah...just serve milk and honey, also.


Sorry...feeble attempt at humor....

[jwh_Denver]

Are you a government employee?

[2Fro]

Thinking outside the box (Boeing engineers probably already are working on new aircraft designs):

1) Put all the baggage in a glider to be towed behind the passenger plane and piloted by a robot.

2) Put all the baggage and the Muslim-looking passengers in a glider to be towed behind the passenger plane and piloted by a robot.

3) Prohibit all carry-on items, put all baggage in a separate plane as proposed, and sell the present carry-on overhead luggage space and the baggage hold of the passenger plane as cheap seats, akin to the "steerage" class of ocean liners a hundred years ago. The separate baggage plane could be much smaller, more efficient and could carry regular air cargo.

4) One absolutely positive benefit: No longer will the muslim-islamist-arab Pilgrims be able to board aircraft with their two steamer trunks and assorted sacks and packages as carry-on baggage and try to stuff all of them in the overhead bins, while denying any knowledge of the English language and completely disrupting both the passenger boarding and exiting process.

[darkwing104]

Can I just sleep in today?

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.

[skimask]

How about all Arab or Arab looking passangers fly in seperate planes pioloted by Arabs.

[RightWhale]

One way to end terrorism on airplanes would be to have separate planes for baggage.

Often as not my luggage goes on a separate plane, . . ., to a different city in a different state.

[DocRock]

[A.Hun]

Wow, why didn't I think of that....

[vigilante2]

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