[rzeznikj at stout]

Nah, if anything, usually one of three things happens:

1. I pass it off to my little sis and tell her to speak in Spanish.

2. I yell into the phone using the little French and German from high school I still remember

3. I Tell them they're a dumb@zz. Then tell them to go to h--l. Finally remind them I'm on both the federal and state Do-Not-Call registries.

Obviously I have little respect for telemarketers...8^)

[Maximus_Ridiculousness]

I pass it off to my little sis and tell her to speak in Spanish.

That doesn't work where I live. :P

[pcottraux]

We keep getting calls from a newspaper that wants to sell us a subscription. Over and over and OVER again. I keep doing the "No!" and "We don't want any!" thing, but finally I resorted to picking up the phone, yelling "We don't want a subscription to your stinking newspaper, what is so hard to understand about that!!!!???" and hanging up.