Not exactly a malapropism, but one idiot I used to work with added "-and s**t like that" to every sentence and statement. He even did that when discussing his own mother's funeral! We used to call him 'And S**t Like That' behind his back.
My pet peeve are-
1.Canada's left wing parties and their constant bashing of America.
2.The way Canada's leftist parties bash the Canadian military.
3.Jack Layton (Canada's NDP leader) and Bill Graham (Canada's Liberal Leader) and the way they criticize and bash our Conservative Right Honourable Prime Minister Stephen Harper.
4.Canada's Liberal Judges-They just let 4 terrorist suspects out on bail.They even went as far as putting a publication media ban on the legal proceedings to protect the suspects.Our justice system is a joke and the Conservative government can't do anything because they are only a minority government.The lefties keep on voting to defeat the bills the Conservatives introduce.Our Conservative gov't wants to get tough on crime but the lefties are giving them a hard time.
5.Canada's long gun registry.
6.The CBC and the Globe&Mail, which is just the northern version of the New York Times.
7.My next door neighbours who always compulsively mow their lawn at 7 am when I am still trying to sleep.They are nice people but I wish they would hold off the lawn mowing until a little later.
8.People who smell bad and hardly take a shower.