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To: wallcrawlr
I see several problems with this "guy's guy"...

He's a personal trainer. He drinks beer with his buds at Whiskey's on the weekends. He's a big Red Sox fan.

While he might get one point for hanging with the dudes at the local watering hole (let's face it, it's not necessarily a good thing...the Sex in the City gals also hung out at a watering hole, drinking "mojitos,") he gets negative points for being a "personal trainer" and zero for being a Sox fan...after all, Jean Francois Kerry also claimed to be a Sox fan...

Here's the clincher, though...

Jack Bauer, who tortures terrorists on the television drama "24," is one of his heroes.

Everyone knows that Chuck Norris can beat Jack Bauer, so he gets zero points for this one!

12 posted on 08/10/2006 7:07:39 AM PDT by JRios1968 (That gal knows how to shake a possum...)
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To: JRios1968

chuck norris gets owned:


http://norrispaddle.ytmnd.com/


13 posted on 08/10/2006 7:18:36 AM PDT by wallcrawlr
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To: JRios1968
Everyone knows that Chuck Norris can beat Jack Bauer, so he gets zero points for this one!

Bah... Jack Bauer is the only thing Chuck Norris is afraid of!

52 posted on 08/10/2006 12:07:17 PM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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