You don't advocate your cause terribly well.
I suspect you're a troll, because you obviously are a troll. Or else you're just cluess. Most likely both.
I walked to the end of the pier to smoke in the designated area for the last four years I was in the Navy, and I got out in '97. Life's a bitch. Get over it. Plus, it's good exercise if you're parked at the opposite end of the pier.
Consuming alcoholic beverages on or off base has been restricted to 21 years of age since...oh...1986. Before that, 18-21 could only drink 3/2 beer. It's the law. Again, get over it.
Lastly, if you listen carefully and ask the right questions, you may discover what the money from those $150 toilet seats and $50 hammers is really used for.
I think they ought to ban smoking, not let any of yall drink and forbid tatoos:')