REPORTING FOR BOOTY: Lohan plans "Marilynesque" troop visit with Hillary

NY Post ^ | August 8, 2006 | KATE SHEEHY

[Cincinatus]

"I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did,.."

Sleep with the Kennedys?

[Sax]

Lohan: "MEEeeee. It's all about MEEEeee."

[TexasCajun]

Has she showed up for work lately?

[martin_fierro]

REPORTING FOR BOOTY:

Ah, the Post.

[presidio9]

"I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did,.."

Sleep with the Kennedys?

O.D. on suppository narcotics is more likely I'm guessing.

[JaguarXKE]

"Alright you guys, listen up! I'll give you two choices. Either you stay here and watch the Lohan-Clinton show, or you can all go look for IEDs in town."...

..."Hey, where are you guys going?"

[TexasCajun]

[OldFriend]

Sounds more like she wants to sleep with hilaryclinton

[MplsSteve]

Lindsay Lohan would be worth stopping by to take a look at.

But there's no way in hell I'd want to stop and look at Hillary Clinton or listen to anything that came out of her mouth.

[Cyclops08]

"Lohan wants to entertain the troops in Iraq à la Marilyn Monroe - together with Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton."

Gasp! The TWO of them...Onstage...in skimpy outfits...dancing for troops?!!!
Noooooooo! Those poor guys!
Hillary in a Vegas showgirl outfit?!!! (HURL!)

Thanx to this mental image I won't eat for a week!

[RichInOC]

Oh, Linds...no. You're breaking my heart, babe.

[Rummyfan]

So why does she need Hillary to hold her hand?

[Vaquero]

While on their honeymoon in Japan, Marilyn was asked to entertain the U.S. troops in Korea. She left her new husband in search of fame, yet Joe understood her passions, the demons within in her that drove her to be the best. When she returned she exclaimed, "Joe, Joe, it was wonderful, the troops loved me. You have never heard such cheering."

HIS RESPONSE: "Yes, yes darling, I have."

Koo-koo-ka-choo Joe DiMaggio

[7thson]

I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read your post! Very, very funny!

[RGSpincich]

"I'm not afraid of going[to Iraq]," Lohan says. "My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to L.A., and I'm going to start taking shooting lessons."

Anybody this stupid should not be allowed to handle a firearm.

[xp38]

Pretty yes....but she worked with Robert Altman on the Prarie Home Companion movie recently....QED

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Pretty yes....but she worked with Robert Altman on the Prarie Home Companion movie recently

[Calvin Locke]

I heard a radio type a while back quoting a blind Page 6 article about a young actress getting treatment
for some STD, and notifying boyfriend(s), or vice-versa...

Any way, he finishes by wondering "if her initials might be 'LL'?".