[vimto]

Hi - great to hear you've been to Scotland (I'm in Wales).

Little Scottish Joke:

Guy moves into a little Scottish village. That evening a big burley Scot in a Kilt knocks on his door.

"Hey new Neighbor, are ye going to the hooching Ceilidh tonight?"

"that's sure welcoming of you, I'd love to go. What goes on at a Ceilidh?

"Oh lots of music, Whiskey, dancing and after wards lots of wild, wild sex".

"Really? How many are going?"

"Up to now, me and you."

[Zuben Elgenubi]

Ha! Good one. I've been on hunting trips like that. Kidding!