Heya stranger!
There is an old joke.
man goes to live in a small village in Scotland,
First night a big burley Scotsman in a kilt knocks on his door.
"New neighbour, welcome" he says, " would you like to go to the village Hootinanny tonight?"
"Well that's kind of you - what goes on there?"
"Lots of whiskey and dancing and wild, wild sex".
"That sound interesting. How many are going?"
"At the moment - just me and you."
What's shakin?