Are you sure this isn't a satire?
"Besides, how else would you explain the fact that the die-off does not occur in tropical locations, where heating oil use is virtually unheard of?"
And the seasons there aren't summer-fall-winter-spring, but dry and wet?
I think our leg is being pulled, and we're so used to outrageousness, that we missed it.
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