Replies

See, this is where the difference between imports vs good old domestics comes into play. My new Lincoln Town Car also has a voice activated radio. It too can switch to songs simply by saying a word.

Alas, for me, I got stuck behind one of those stupid hybrid SUVs in the car pool lane that was doing just a hair over fifty, and there wasn't an exit for ten miles to get around them. I suppose I get what I ask for, because I let out one heck of a blue streak.

Alas, I now have to suffer listening to 'We Are The Champions' sung by Nancy Pelosi, 'Beat It' performed by Bill Clinton (it does, thankfully, have one heck of a great sax solo in the middle, obviously dubbed in), the classic 'I'm So Pretty' performed by John Edwards, and 'Rebel Yell' performed by Howard Dean.

Unfortunately it looks like it'll be about three years to get through all my expletives. I thought about selling the car to a liberal who might enjoy all these songs. So I listed it on Craig's List. But the car must be aware of who I am. When a liberal gets into the car, 'Dogs of War' is performed by Joe Lieberman, 'Lollypop Kids' by Dennis Kuchinich, and 'R-E-S-P-E-C-T' sung by Hillary Clinton.

With a wicked grin, I finally decided to donate the junker to the Council on Islamic-American Relations, figuring that I could take sweet revenge on them. But the thrice blasted car shut up the second they got in. Only thing I can figure is that there's just no bigger a**h*l*s then them and the car is completely stumped.