I love the baby seals. They taste like chicken, especially with a wasabi-teriaki glaze and some sake.
That's disgusting and barbaric. What a terrible, stupid remark. I don't know how you can joke about something horrible like that. What's the matter with you? Don't you know that you're just supposed to marinate them and then grill them plain without some faggy glaze? Honestly, some people have no feelings!