"Onlookers were even more horrified when a dark wet patch appeared around the actor's groin area."
"He's pissed" is British slang for being sloppy drunk, if I recall. Even more appropriate, given the circumstances.
"Onlookers were even more horrified when a dark wet patch appeared around the actor's groin area."
Horrified? I'm going to go out on a limb here and say "laughed their asses off" is probably more accurate.
"Onlookers were even more horrified when a dark wet patch appeared around the actor's groin area."
Horrified? I'm going to go out on a limb here and say "laughed their asses off" is probably more accurate.