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Pantless policewoman nabbed for DUI
UPI ^ | July 26, 2006

Posted on 07/27/2006 7:54:08 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement

PLANTATION, Fla., July 26 (UPI) -- A Plantation, Fla., Police Academy DUI instructor was charged with drunken driving after she was clocked doing 90 mph and found to be lacking any pants.

The Plantation Police Internal Affairs report released this week says Officer Laurie Primeau had an open bottle of Southern Comfort in her car when she was arrested on Dec. 9. But her lawyer said the booze was merely a training device for cadets, the South Florida Sun-Sentinel reported.

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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: dui; florida; plantation; policewoman; primeau
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
"The Orange County Sheriff's deputy who pulled Primeau over for speeding after she nearly collided with his cruiser said he was "kinda shocked" to realize the woman flying down the highway with two dogs in her car was naked from the waist down, the report said."

The story has two dogs too!

21 posted on 07/27/2006 8:15:25 AM PDT by jdm
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
The only complaint I have about it is having to see more of William Shatner than I ever wanted to.
22 posted on 07/27/2006 8:21:47 AM PDT by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Distinguished Performance Award - July 2004
23 posted on 07/27/2006 8:24:05 AM PDT by Schnucki
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To: wideawake
I know it will dissolve tires.
24 posted on 07/27/2006 8:26:29 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (BTUs are my Beat.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
20 Year Service Award in 2001
25 posted on 07/27/2006 8:27:33 AM PDT by Schnucki
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Paraphrasing, "But the officer, denying she was intoxicated, could not explain her nudity"
26 posted on 07/27/2006 8:31:20 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (Occupation does not cause terrorism; terrorism causes occupation. (A. Dershowitz))
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To: Defiant

Southern Exposure for Southern Comfort. Makes sense to me. She's working only partially undercover.


27 posted on 07/27/2006 8:39:28 AM PDT by politicalwit (Freedom doesn't mean a Free Pass.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Plantation, Fla., Police Academy DUI instructor

Let's see: cop...Florida...drunk...naked...driving...instructor.

There's gotta be a 15 year old boy and lewd videos involved in this story somewhere.

28 posted on 07/27/2006 8:39:54 AM PDT by cowboyway (My heroes have always been Cowboys)
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To: NonValueAdded

It was hot, and she was thirsty.


29 posted on 07/27/2006 8:48:16 AM PDT by Chanticleer (Courage is not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
A truck driver's view of heaven ping
30 posted on 07/27/2006 9:12:49 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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A truck driver's view of heaven ping
31 posted on 07/27/2006 9:13:29 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: jdm
The story has two dogs too!

If they'd said "two puppies," you'd know she was also topless.

32 posted on 07/27/2006 9:15:16 AM PDT by Petronski (Living His life abundantly.)
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