[M. Espinola]

Sir, please excuse my delay in responding. Your orders to find the inner-southerner shall be followed to the letter, Sir.

Sir attempts are underway experimenting with the following 'food' items:

Food items included:

congeled salad #1

weiner casserole

cheeze whiz sandwiches

fried okra

grilled spam

spam whore dourves
[spam, velvetta cheese topped
with an olive]

boiled p'nuts

various packaged chips including:
store brand cheeze curls and refried grits
potato sticks
cajun peanuts

Sir, a full written report will be on your desk in the morning with the results. Sir, I must state this is an order which is above the call of our normal Union duties.

[smug]

I'll know if you eat the Fried Okra and Boiled Peanuts. Ya'll come tah yur senses, an quit yur yankee notions. Say ya might wanna eat that with some boiled crawfish and wash it down witha cold beer.

[Non-Sequitur]

Sir attempts are underway experimenting with the following 'food' items...

I salute your attempts to find your inner-southerner. Add in an R.C. Cola and a Moon-Pie and pretty soon you'll be thinking that maybe Jeff Davis wasn't all that bad after all.