[ncountylee]

Can't make this stuff up.

[Sax]

naked from the waist down

tip: Don't take fashion cues from Porky Pig

[Thombo2]

Is it safe to assume her career as a DUI instructor is over?

[Cecily]

"She had a large open bottle of Southern Comfort in her car, which her attorney later argued was used to train police recruits."


Maybe Laurie should just use a regular old water bottle next time.

[Hegemony Cricket]

Wow - she definitely went off the Plantation...

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Speeding, naked from the waist down, and large open bottle of Southern Comfort. What could go wrong?

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

"I asked her, `Where are your pants?' and I think she answered, `I don't know,'"

Doh! Alcohol is a leading cause of pants that mysteriously disappear.

[NonLinear]

Let's see:
She's drunk, speeding, naked from the waste down, with an open bottle of liquor in the car, and she is a DUI instructor. Sounds qualified to me!

If she can't teach you how to do it, nobody can! You go party girl!

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

She had a large open bottle of Southern Comfort in her car, which her attorney later argued was used to train police recruits.

Training, eh?

I'm actually impressed that the cops did the right thing and busted her. Drunken cops usually get a ride home and a stern lecture. They don't usually get caught officially until they crash.

[smonk]

ok, once you're drunk, having no pants makes sense to me. so does the bottle of southern comfort. but someone is going to have to explain the dogs.

[TommyDale]

"...naked from the waist down..."

That's why they call it Southern Comfort!

[Slings and Arrows]

Those who can, do; those who can't, teach.

[phoenix0468]

Sounds like she had more than a little southern comfort.