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To: dashing doofus

most rideon accidents occur on slopes

http://www.aappolicy.aappublications.org/cgi/content/full/pediatrics;107/6/e106


206 posted on 07/25/2006 8:55:58 AM PDT by fruitarian108
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To: fruitarian108

Are you using solar power to access the INTERNET? What about the manufacturing process of the PC? All organic and no petrochemicals involved in the manufacture of your PC?


215 posted on 07/25/2006 8:59:22 AM PDT by listenhillary (Only the stupidest of animals fouls it's own nest - Democrats provide a fine example of this)
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To: fruitarian108

Holy crap. I HAVE SLOPES ON MY PROPERTY. So do my neighbors: I will warn them immediately.

I think there is serious trouble brewing in New Hampshire: Many of us up here own riding mowers. In fact, there are FARMS AROUND HERE, and the farmers have TRACTORS, which are like WMDs for tall grasses and the like.

Next month, the farmers will begin heartlessly tearing the harmless apples from their little, fragile stems, which provide them needed nourishment. Would a more humane course of action be to let the apples fall to the ground so that they can rot, or be consumed by wildlife?

If I wait under an apple tree for an apple to fall of its own accord, would it be ok to eat the apple? What about the seeds? Should I simply spit these onto the ground, or should they be planted? If I should plant them, is it ok to displace other plants?

Your original post has me really concerned. I own a riding mower, a push mower, a weed whacker, a leaf blower, and a really nifty gas powered edger. To plants, I must be a greater menace than Saddam Hussein was to the Kurds....


235 posted on 07/25/2006 9:07:09 AM PDT by dashing doofus
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To: fruitarian108
most rideon accidents occur on slopes

and most traffic accidents occur on roads....

What's your point (other than the one on your head....)

402 posted on 07/25/2006 6:30:03 PM PDT by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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