Only in NJ
1 posted on
07/25/2006 6:05:33 AM PDT by
wjersey
To: wjersey
2 posted on
07/25/2006 6:09:12 AM PDT by
johnny7
(“And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda... what's Fonzie like?!”)
To: wjersey
You can't make up $hit like this!
4 posted on
07/25/2006 6:12:42 AM PDT by
CholeraJoe
(All Marines can throw a grenade. The really, really good ones can throw a slider with one.)
To: wjersey
"As a dancer, Linda had a lot of fans, and this med student who now lives in California gave her the hand," said Leipow, who said she left the home several months ago. The condition of the hand suggested it had been cut off crudely, not surgically, according to a police report, which also noted there were bone fragments in the jar. So what's wrong with a little hand job for a tip?
5 posted on
07/25/2006 6:13:13 AM PDT by
frithguild
(The Freepers moved as a group, like a school of sharks sweeping toward an unaware and unarmed victim)
To: wjersey
"I told him if he touched me like that one more time ..."
6 posted on
07/25/2006 6:16:05 AM PDT by
NonValueAdded
(Occupation does not cause terrorism; terrorism causes occupation. (A. Dershowitz))
To: wjersey
Someone grabbed for the cookie and wound up with their hand in her cookie jar, and she was caught with it there??
7 posted on
07/25/2006 6:21:16 AM PDT by
Sax
(You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat)
To: wjersey; Slings and Arrows
"As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that it was very pleasurtable, until I realized it wasn’t a nectarine at all, but a
human head!"
10 posted on
07/25/2006 9:45:47 AM PDT by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: wjersey
It's the hand of the guy who tried to tip her with a roll of nickels...
11 posted on
07/25/2006 9:46:48 AM PDT by
dirtboy
(Glad to see the ink was still working in Bush's veto pen, now that he wisely used it on this bill)
To: wjersey
It's reassuring to learn that young people are carrying on the tradition of home canning!
To: wjersey
19 posted on
07/25/2006 10:10:11 AM PDT by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
To: wjersey
Well, after three fingers of fine bourbon, she really resented the back-handed compliment she'd received from a man she knew as Glover. She wanted to cut things short, but was afraid of being a-wristed afterward. When she saw him again, she gave the unkindest cut of all - offhandedly dismissing his waving attention, cutting right down to the quick. Jumping into her carpal, she palmed her trophy, knowing that he would never be able to finger her for the crime.
He didn't complain. He always wanted to get his hand into a fine piece of glass like that!
21 posted on
07/25/2006 10:24:21 AM PDT by
MortMan
(There are 10 kinds of people in the world... Those that understand binary and those that don't!)
To: wjersey
Good thing I wasn't an exotic dancer when I lived at the parents' house . . . if we'd ever been raided, they would have found a hip joint in a jar in the kitchen.
(It was my dad's, removed with his permission and all, but I don't know if the cops would have listened to the explanation.)
22 posted on
07/25/2006 11:22:47 AM PDT by
Xenalyte
(freeing my inner Charo)
To: wjersey
Is there a McGreevy connection here, somewhere?
To: wjersey
26 posted on
07/25/2006 12:09:04 PM PDT by
lesser_satan
(EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
To: wjersey
Brings to mind Jeffrey Dahmer.
To: windcliff
To: wjersey; Slings and Arrows
Wow! A whole hand? She's not easy to please....
:P
29 posted on
07/25/2006 3:00:43 PM PDT by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: wjersey
Those were from the patrons who only stuck a dollar in her panty.
To: wjersey
Here's the lovely Ms. Kay herself.
34 posted on
07/25/2006 5:40:50 PM PDT by
TFFKAMM
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