A Fosters commercial in the making.
1 posted on
07/24/2006 7:38:57 PM PDT by
Millee
To: Millee
By drinking a beer after the crash, he makes BAT results inadmissable.
Which means he was probably drunk before the crash.
2 posted on
07/24/2006 7:42:02 PM PDT by
patton
(LGOPs = head toward the noise, kill anyone not dressed like you.)
To: Millee; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
A MAN who crashed his car into a sleeping couple's bedroom allegedly cracked open a beer after freeing himself from his crumpled sedan and declared: "I'm going to jail for sure." YA THINK?!!!
3 posted on
07/24/2006 9:51:47 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
To: Millee
It's like my maid says as she's cleaning the trailer, "Fait accompli--that's french for git-r-done"
4 posted on
07/25/2006 12:09:30 AM PDT by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Millee
If you must sleep, sleep on the second floor.
Hard for crooks to get in a second floor window and you are still low enough to jump in case of a fire.
Second floor also helps if some drunk crashes his car into your building.
5 posted on
07/25/2006 4:31:13 AM PDT by
PeteB570
(Guns, what real men want for Christmas)
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