[balrog666]

1) Someone at IBM working on OS/2 (which you use at work) tells you that bananas have become sentient and are plotting to take over the world. You respond by:

A) scoffing and telling the dude to get a life.
B) grabbing your shotgun, and heading towards the nearest supermarket to kick some banana ass.

Score:
If you answered A, you are not Ted Holden.
If you answered B, your best friend is a bat named 'splifford', you are referred to as a 'net.loon', and you are Ted Holden. Too bad for you.

[grey_whiskers]

C) You tell him he's got it all wrong, it was monkeys, not bananas, and hand him a DVD of the children's TV-show / movie Fairly Oddparents: Abracatastrophe

This means you have had children in your home in the recent past...

Cheers!

[stands2reason]

Who is Ted Holden? Did I miss a thread?