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Thieves Steal 14-ft Inflatable Sheep [Hooked on Ewe!]
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| 07/17/06
| Dave
Posted on 07/19/2006 10:38:27 AM PDT by Froufrou
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To: Red Badger
Ron White, AKA Tater Salad, is a Blue Collar comic.
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posted on
07/19/2006 10:59:46 AM PDT
by
Vor Lady
To: Froufrou
Wasn't that cloned sheep's name Dolly? Kind of like Dolly Madison, only with more hair?She got the name Dolly because she was cloned from breast cells. You can guess which Dolly they meant.
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posted on
07/19/2006 10:59:46 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
To: Froufrou
Yes, Dolly died, though. I guess some men just can't get over their loss of sheep........
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posted on
07/19/2006 11:00:09 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Is Castro dead yet?........)
To: Slings and Arrows
You know the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?
Mick Jagger said "Hey, You, Get Off of my Cloud!", and a Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"
44
posted on
07/19/2006 11:00:22 AM PDT
by
lesser_satan
(EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
To: skimask; sgtbono2002
Isn't that a hottie? Ya know, that IS Sasquatch kuntry...
45
posted on
07/19/2006 11:00:33 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: Slings and Arrows; Red Badger
Check the petri dish...there's got to be a dangerous level of silicone there...
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posted on
07/19/2006 11:01:31 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: lesser_satan
There's so many things I find wonderful about this article, I don't know where to begin.
These clowns are my new heroes. Reminds me of when my friends and I stole the lower leg off the Viking statue out front of Jensen Beach elementary school (back in 1985).
What were we thinking? The statue's lower right leg had rusted at the knee and come loose from its base at the foot, so all we needed to do was pry it away from the body with little effort--then bungee cord it to the roof of my friend's Pinto. It would have been a flawless prank--but we probably shouldn't have done it mid-day, though... at least that's what the state trooper said.
It was a magnificent trophy, though--almost like the lamp in Christmas story, only with painted on leg hair and a strappy man-sandal.
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posted on
07/19/2006 11:01:35 AM PDT
by
RepoGirl
("Bobby, if you weren't my son... I'd hug you...")
To: montomike
AHHHH, Montana! Where men are men and sheep are nervous!..........
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posted on
07/19/2006 11:02:03 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Is Castro dead yet?........)
To: Froufrou
"I can't figure out what someone would do with a 14-foot sheep," Obviously never been to a Montana fraternity party.
49
posted on
07/19/2006 11:02:27 AM PDT
by
ElkGroveDan
(California bashers will be called out)
To: Froufrou
Sounds like a college prank.
To: Froufrou
Like Dolly P. said when asked if they were hers:
"They're mine, all right - bought and paid for."
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posted on
07/19/2006 11:04:24 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
To: montomike
When I was in the Navy and people learned that I was from Montana... Yeah, well imagine the grief I took back home as a Californian who went to MSU.
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posted on
07/19/2006 11:05:01 AM PDT
by
ElkGroveDan
(California bashers will be called out)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
07/19/2006 11:05:46 AM PDT
by
acad1228
(Faithful servant of the Dark Lord Xenu!)
To: Froufrou
Those Hezbullies down in their bunkers must be getting horny...
These sleeper agents will do anything...
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posted on
07/19/2006 11:06:52 AM PDT
by
Jim Noble
(And you know what I'm talkin' 'bout!)
To: cjshapi
I guess the perps are still on the lam..?
55
posted on
07/19/2006 11:07:52 AM PDT
by
Junior
(Identical fecal matter, alternate diurnal period)
To: Slings and Arrows
Society continues crumbling. Instead of "Embraceable You" we get "Inflatable Ewe". Ewwwww.
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posted on
07/19/2006 11:10:27 AM PDT
by
Defiant
(Restraint is not weakness, it is reasoned application of a moral code. There are limits to restraint)
To: Junior
57
posted on
07/19/2006 12:08:43 PM PDT
by
cjshapi
To: skimask
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posted on
07/19/2006 2:24:34 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
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