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Man cuts off penis, Flowood police say(Outside RC Church in Miss)
wapt ^ | 6/18/06 | wapt

Posted on 07/18/2006 9:39:35 PM PDT by catholicfreeper

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To: Hegemony Cricket

True. I enjoyed watching "Spaceballs" but preferred "Ice Pirates".


41 posted on 07/19/2006 10:45:52 AM PDT by lilylangtree
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To: catholicfreeper; Slings and Arrows

That reminds me of an episode of Jerry Springer....


42 posted on 07/19/2006 11:15:46 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
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To: austinaero
Which poor cadet had to 'procure the penis?'

I presume he used a tongs!! ;)

43 posted on 07/19/2006 11:16:32 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
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To: TrailofTears
Darwin honorable mention, cause he lived.

It's not whether he lived that matters, it's whether he can reproduce. The jury's still out on that one.

44 posted on 07/19/2006 11:21:52 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
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To: SC DOC
He must have taken Mark 9:43 literally.

Yes.. something about cutting off body parts for looking at a woman lustfully....

45 posted on 07/19/2006 11:22:42 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
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To: af_vet_rr
I think this qualifies for a Darwin reward.

I dunno... we won't know how his offspring will evolve now....

46 posted on 07/19/2006 11:24:11 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
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To: JRios1968

apparently....

I missed the show today, I was in the hospital. I tried to cut my big toe off like an idiot.


47 posted on 07/19/2006 11:48:40 AM PDT by MikefromOhio
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To: MikefromOhio

Better to cut off your big toe than your...


48 posted on 07/19/2006 12:44:12 PM PDT by JRios1968 (There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
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To: catholicfreeper
Police are not pursuing any criminal charges against him

He already got his punishment...

49 posted on 07/19/2006 12:45:18 PM PDT by JRios1968 (There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
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To: JRios1968

LOL

yep without a doubt


50 posted on 07/19/2006 12:56:34 PM PDT by MikefromOhio
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To: WKB; bourbon

MS ping-a-ling-a-ding?????????


51 posted on 07/19/2006 12:59:39 PM PDT by petitfour
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To: WKB; MagnoliaMS; MississippiMan; vetvetdoug; NerdDad; Rebel Coach; afuturegovernor; mwyounce; ...

(((MISSISSIPPI PING)))

52 posted on 07/19/2006 3:11:23 PM PDT by bourbon (FYI: Thankfully, this Mississippi Catholic Freeper is still 'intact.')
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To: petitfour

Why the heck is this in General/Chat? If this doesn't qualify as local news, what does?


53 posted on 07/19/2006 3:16:27 PM PDT by bourbon (FYI: Thankfully, this Mississippi Catholic Freeper is still 'intact.')
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To: bourbon

I dunno. I just saw the thread earlier. Looks like news to me. :)


54 posted on 07/19/2006 3:20:40 PM PDT by petitfour
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To: bourbon; petitfour

I just returned from MS.
As far as I know, this kinda thing still qualifies as local news.
It doesn't happen every day, that's for sure...


thankfully. ;o)


55 posted on 07/19/2006 3:49:03 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. ~~ Will Rogers)
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To: catholicfreeper
Wow. Here I was thinking about post this.

Police arrest naked man after he flails car with a stolen pigeon

56 posted on 07/19/2006 3:53:31 PM PDT by csvset ("It was like the hand of G_d slapping down and smashing everything." ~ JDAM strikes Taliban)
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To: dixiechick2000; bourbon
I justreturned from MS.

Are you saying you had something to do with this?

57 posted on 07/19/2006 4:53:29 PM PDT by petitfour
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To: petitfour; bourbon

"Are you saying you had something to do with this?"


ROTFLOL!


I wasn't in MS for nuthin'. ;o)


58 posted on 07/19/2006 10:31:03 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. ~~ Will Rogers)
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