"Oh, and one more thing: I faked every orgasm!"
Posted on 07/17/2006 1:20:17 PM PDT by Millee
WOMEN are getting a rough deal in bed — with some rating dull sex as a “household chore”.
And over a third complained of a lack of thrills from their fellas in a survey.
The poll proves women are NOT getting enough satisfaction in spite of greater sexual liberation.
A quarter of women in the 25 to 34-year-old age bracket find it difficult to get aroused.
And 45 per cent of women rarely or never make the first move for sex.
One in ten women said they have sex when they do not want it and regularly fake orgasm. And one in 20 think sex is a chore.
Meanwhile a quarter of men are snubbed for sex HALF the time by their regular partner.
Ten per cent of blokes said they would consider separation after six months of no nookie.
And 25 per cent claim they would consider an affair, according to Zestra, makers of sexual arousal oils.
Marcelle d’Argy Smith, a commentator on sexual relationships, said: “There is real sadness in couples that are living together and really like each other — yet they are having lousy sex lives.”
But the story is different at work. One in eight British bosses has sex with junior members of staff in the office.
That is according to a poll by the Aziz Corporation, which also revealed 53 per cent claim it is NOT an abuse of power to sleep with colleagues.
Prof Khalid Aziz said: “The workplace is a hotbed of flirtatious fun.”
Work, work, work ping!
I take it they forgot to poll you on this?
I knew i shouldve interned overseas...
those werent dude bosses were they?
uh oh...
They would consider seperation? Medical necessity aside, six dry months is her special way of telling you to hit the road.
"Hold still dear, this will only take a moment" - bump
Yeah, like "I'd rather do without than do it with you".
Bummer.
Read that in the voice of Apu from the Simpsons.
If I've gotta take out the trash, she's gotta ... We're only talking about three minutes of her time ... she can just about be done before the commercials are over.
So, I used to be marrried. Expect those numbers to improve in the next round of polling.
:)
For 3 minutes of ceiling tile counting, I'd be tempted to take the trash out myself. ;op
Any of them live around here? Got an address? I'll be right over! ;-)
Typical, can't make up their minds. Is it rough or is it dull?
SD
"Ten per cent of blokes said they would consider separation after six months of no nookie."
LOL After 6 months she's getting nookie, just not from the one she's supposed to.
"Oh, and one more thing: I faked every orgasm!"
JERRY: You faked with me?
ELAINE: Ye.
JERRY: You faked with me?
ELAINE: Yeass.
JERRY: No.
ELAINE: Yeass.
JERRY: You faked it?
ELAINE: I faked it.
JERRY: That whole thing, the whole production, it was all an act?
ELAINE: Not bad huh?
JERRY: What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?
ELAINE: (points in the air as is to point out each things Jerry asked) Fake, fake, fake, fake.
JERRY: I'm stunned, I'm shocked! How many times did you do this?
ELAINE: Uuuhm, all the time.
JERRY: All the time?!
But... but...
IF it's his place, should she not have been gone long before the 6 months?
Assuming that you're right, of course...
Now that you mention it, every time I've gone to empty the trash lately it's already been done ...
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