[reagan_fanatic]

Number 3 - it's only a matter of time before some imaginary squirrel runs out in front of my car and that tailgating jerkoff behind me gets to taste metal.

Arrrgg.

[whd23]

Number 3 - it's only a matter of time before some imaginary squirrel runs out in front of my car and that tailgating jerkoff behind me gets to taste metal.

Nah, go down to the barrio and have Jose put in some of those pneumatic lifts into the rear end of your car. Wire the brake lights and pneumatic lifts to a button on your dash and you can make it look like you're doing a panic stop to the tailgater. All the fun with no risk to you!