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To: MotleyGirl70
(from Simpsons "Marge vs. the Monorail">

Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail! ...
What'd I say?

Ned Flanders: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
Patty+Selma: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!

[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]
Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...
Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley: You'll all be given cushy jobs.

Sounds like Matt Amorello to me!

4 posted on 07/14/2006 10:35:19 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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To: raccoonradio

5 posted on 07/14/2006 11:18:44 AM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: raccoonradio
The liberal nutjobs in Milwaukee want a monorail too. It's a great city for wasting taxpayer dollars.

You should hear Mark Belling go off about the monorail.

6 posted on 07/14/2006 11:22:57 AM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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