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To: Paddlefish; humblegunner; Allegra; Flyer; Bacon Man; Hap

The least successful line ever used on me . . .

Back in the '80s, when I was all legs and hair and attitude, I was at Emo's, a popular scuzzy club in Houston. I was sitting on the (unused) outside bar, looking at the goldfish in the pond, and a little scrawny guy came up to me and asked, "Are you a guy?"

Mind you, I'm in full-bozo slut makeup and FMPs, and a little red dress so small my dad used to call it my belt. I said, "Why do you ask?"

Little scrawny guy says, "Well, you're sorta hot, and I was gonna talk to you, but if you're a guy I don't think I will."

So I dropped my (already low) voice into baritone and said, "Looks like this ain't your lucky day."


95 posted on 07/11/2006 1:21:07 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
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To: Xenalyte

HAH. I remember Emo's (or club Some, depending on the time of day). I don't recall seeing anyone in full-bozo slut makeup, but then again, I don't recall much about that time or place.


97 posted on 07/11/2006 1:24:18 PM PDT by new cruelty
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To: Xenalyte

Oh, was that you? lol


108 posted on 07/11/2006 1:54:09 PM PDT by ovrtaxt (The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.)
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To: Xenalyte
I was at Emo's

I've been kicked out of Emo's.

Also the little scuzzier place around the corner with the murals on the fence.

Not recently, though.

113 posted on 07/11/2006 2:02:53 PM PDT by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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To: Xenalyte
So I dropped my (already low) voice into baritone and said, "Looks like this ain't your lucky day."

ROTFLMAO! I'll bet that dude was so shook up that he abstained from sex for at least the next three months!
115 posted on 07/11/2006 2:17:57 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Man was made in the image of God, not pond scum)
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To: Xenalyte

LOL!!! Good one!

Not exactly a pickup line, but I've been doing a lot of casual dating lately. Most recently, a guy & I were yakking on IM before our actual first date, joking around. He says he spent all morning dressing up, down to polishing his pinky. As this was a late afternoon date at a very casual restaurant, I laugh.

As it turned out, he wasn't kidding. He had given himself a manicure and literally polished his nails.


140 posted on 07/11/2006 5:53:39 PM PDT by Seamoth (Kool-aid is the most addictive and destructive drug of them all.)
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