Laz: "How would you like to be taken home by me, sexually ravished for a while, then chained down in the cellar, tortured and raped for the next three days, then brutally dismembered while still living?"
Her: "HELL no!"
Laz: (pulls gun and sounding cheerful) "Well then! Back luck for you!"
LOL... wait... that's sick. Then why am i still laughing?
That almost sounds like that story about an old lady, a biker, a bucket, a chicken and an anvil...
Lazzz, tsk, tsk. I bet you eat goat cheese while it's still in the goat.