Oh, hey, Barb!
So, I'm sitting here watching Cops on Court TV.
This drunk kid drives his truck through a brick wall, and the paramedics come and take him away in an ambulance. While this thug is in the ambulance on the way to the hospital, he rips his IV out, tears his neck brace off, attacks the female paramedic who's trying to take care of him and jumps out of the ambulance going about 35 mph, and runs! The cops finally catch up to him and arrest his ass. While he's getting arrested the police question him about why on earth he would ever attack an EMT worker, and the little twerp has the gall to claim total amnesia. (“Who? Me? I don’t remember anything that happened. I never did that.”)