Richards falls from a palmtree and cracks his coconut, thereby having a near-death experience (especially at his old age) and it looks like he finds religion.
The question is ... If Richards found religion would he know it?? To him it could be a "flashback". Lol!
To: Berlin_Freeper
God sure does work in mysterious ways !
2 posted on
07/08/2006 2:32:50 PM PDT by
sushiman
To: Berlin_Freeper
Getting right with a Pinacoladaectome.
To: Berlin_Freeper
"Richards falls from a palmtree and cracks his coconut, thereby having a near-death experience (especially at his old age) and it looks like he finds religion."
Maybe during his baptism, they kept his head submerged a little too long.
4 posted on
07/08/2006 2:33:42 PM PDT by
AdvisorB
(For a terrorist bodycount in hamistan, let the smoke clear then count the ears and divide by 2.)
To: Berlin_Freeper
Why, brain trauma has been known to produce even stranger effects.
5 posted on
07/08/2006 2:33:57 PM PDT by
GSlob
To: Berlin_Freeper
I have not heard this elsewhere.
Wow.
To: Berlin_Freeper
Who ever said "sex, drugs, and Rock 'n roll" would be bad for your health?
7 posted on
07/08/2006 2:53:39 PM PDT by
digger48
To: Berlin_Freeper
I have read that his current wife is an American born-again Christian. That could have an effect as well.
8 posted on
07/08/2006 2:55:26 PM PDT by
keithtoo
(The GOP is fortunate that the Dim's are even more spineless and disorganized.)
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10 posted on
07/08/2006 5:51:27 PM PDT by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: Berlin_Freeper
Seriously, I hope and pray that this is genuine. Every man's eternity is worth more to God than we understand.
I was the butt of plenty of jokes too, when I got saved fifteen years ago. I lost all my 'friends', every single one. Quite a deep relationship we had, huh.
It didn't take long before I happened upon a group of folks that aceepted me unconditionally, and we are closer than brothers and sisters to this day.
12 posted on
07/08/2006 7:03:36 PM PDT by
ovrtaxt
(The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.)
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