Posted on 07/02/2006 5:50:59 PM PDT by al baby
So Here is the story.Yesterday I am going to work for a client. I am a handyman, This women who I have worked for previosly . I get to her home and she has a hybrid in the driveway
My task list for the day is remove two lite fixtures and replace them with ceiling fans but no lite kits strange I thought. Also install a couple of new gfi's outside and install a swamp cooler in her bathroom window
She was talking about Al Gores movie and Reading from D.U. and move on .org We agreed to disagree on most issues I gave her a bill and was paid I put the check in a deposit envelope while I was still there and licked the envelope shut and she said dont do that Do not use atm machine's Bush has a deal with the bank"s to get D.N.A. sample from all the A.T.M. users I was stuned and politley left
She is a total whack job
Diebold and Bush. It's all over the lefty internet.
I would have gotten her to maternity, rather than let her have it right in the driveway.
And I would not feeeeeeeel, so all alone, everrrrrrrybody must get stuned </dylan off>
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You owe me a new keyboard and desk!!!! ROFLOL!
My only questions:
Was she hot?
Did you leave any DNA samples?
Well, theyll stune ya when youre trying to be so good,
Theyll stune ya just a-like they said they would.
Theyll stune ya when youre tryin to go home.
Then theyll stune ya when youre there all alone.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stuned.
Well, theyll stune ya when youre walkin long the street.
Theyll stune ya when youre tryin to keep your seat.
Theyll stune ya when youre walkin on the floor.
Theyll stune ya when youre walkin to the door.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stuned.
Theyll stune ya when youre at the breakfast table.
Theyll stune ya when you are young and able.
Theyll stune ya when youre tryin to make a buck.
Theyll stune ya and then theyll say, good luck.
Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stuned.
Well, theyll stune you and say that its the end.
Then theyll stune you and then theyll come back again.
Theyll stune you when youre riding in your car.
Theyll stune you when youre playing your guitar.
Yes, but I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stuned.
Well, theyll stune you when you walk all alone.
Theyll stune you when you are walking home.
Theyll stune you and then say you are brave.
Theyll stune you when you are set down in your grave.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stuned.
DNA samples from envelopes put into the ATM?
This is series.
Hey, I haven't even gotten to the "swamp cooler" yet!
no she was cindy sheehan zactly ugly
Nothing more than a popsicle shoved up the old oujaiba.
Handyman
Hey girls, gather round
Listen to what I'm putting down
Hey baby, I'm your handyman
I'm not the kind to use a pencil or rule
I'm handy with love and I'm no fool
I fix broken hearts, I know that I truly can
If your broken heart should need repair
Then I am the man to see
I whisper sweet things, you tell all your friends
They'll come runnin' to me
Here is the main thing that I want to say
I'm busy 24 hours a day
I fix broken hearts, I know that I truly can
Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come, come
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come, come, come
They'll come runnin' to me
Here is the main thing I want to say
Im busy 24 hours a day
I fix broken hearts, baby Im your handyman
Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come, come
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come, come, come
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Thats me
(Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come, come) Im your handyman
(Yeah, yeah, yeah) Thats me
(Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come, come) Im your handyman
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
I know a number of people who are so off kilter that I wonder how they manage to survive, yet here they are. Now I know of one more.
:0)
Well, I'd install it. No one who looks like Cindy Sheehan should have a steamy swamp.
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