[Diddle E. Squat]

No way, go Portugal, go Underdog, win won for the little guys!

And it does make me smile to think of the angst and despair suddenly dropped on all the drunken skinhead hooligan portion of English fans. To the rest of the Brits, hey, you made it further than us! Congrats on making it to the Final 8.

BTW, for some reason those goalies' giant Micky Mouse gloves remind me of A-Rod:

[Cyclopean Squid]

Can you believe A-Rod had the clutch walk-off home run the other day? He didn't know how to act--he probably thought he grounded into a double play.