Sheesh, are all soccer players gay? There's more drama queening in this game than in San Francisco.
Is this a typical soccer game, or just 2 teams that like to resort to whiffle faux-injuries?
These finals are never typical for a soccer game. In the pre-round you can see a typical game. The finals are always between show and angst-paralysis.
Given the delay between an offense and the call of the offense, the rules of the game are structured to reward dramatic diving.