Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Why dad's eco-funeral went horribly wrong
Daily Mail ^ | 8th June 2006 | CLAIRE WALLERSTEIN

Posted on 06/30/2006 4:41:30 PM PDT by robowombat

click here to read article


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-48 next last
To: Northern Yankee

Looks to me as if there's a real business opportunity here for conservative entreprenuers {Is there any other kind? to provide a good service for green funerals.

This actually sounds like the funeral business -- If it was run by the government.


21 posted on 07/01/2006 5:41:32 AM PDT by 9999lakes
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 20 | View Replies]

To: robowombat; Slings and Arrows
Not only would it avoid rare tropical hardwoods being felled and carted halfway around the world

Hey.. I work with tropical hardwoods!!

22 posted on 07/01/2006 6:49:35 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: robowombat
If cardboard's not your style, you could be buried in a bamboo casket, a moss-lined woven willow nest or even a sack.

I really don't mind the idea of a cloth burial shroud. I mean, it seems like a waste to saddle my family with the $5,000-$10,000 expense of a fine wood casket that will rot away in the ground. Digging a hole, tossing me in and planting a tree really doesn't sound like that bad of an idea.

23 posted on 07/01/2006 7:02:41 AM PDT by Drew68
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: HairOfTheDog

I'm sure I'm going to hell for laughing at Claire's pain.


24 posted on 07/01/2006 7:07:51 AM PDT by Xenalyte (I want you to remember this face. This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 14 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

My hand to God, I did not read your ping before I posted that.


25 posted on 07/01/2006 7:08:28 AM PDT by Xenalyte (I want you to remember this face. This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 19 | View Replies]

To: Irish_Thatcherite

What do you do with 'em? Flooring?


26 posted on 07/01/2006 7:08:48 AM PDT by Xenalyte (I want you to remember this face. This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 22 | View Replies]

To: Xenalyte

Staircases mainly.


27 posted on 07/01/2006 7:14:39 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 26 | View Replies]

To: Irish_Thatcherite

Oh, how gorgeous they must be!

The one step that will make almost any home lovelier by half is to install hardwood floors or stairs. Homes can't help but be improved.


28 posted on 07/01/2006 7:16:29 AM PDT by Xenalyte (I want you to remember this face. This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 27 | View Replies]

To: Xenalyte

I'll keep you company there :~)


29 posted on 07/01/2006 7:20:43 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 24 | View Replies]

To: Xenalyte

True - I referred to the mention of tropical hardwoods in the article, but hardwoods stairs are mainly white oak at the moment.


30 posted on 07/01/2006 7:31:48 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28 | View Replies]

To: HairOfTheDog

LOL!!!


31 posted on 07/01/2006 8:13:13 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly catching hell for posting without reading the article since 2004)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 14 | View Replies]

To: Xenalyte

GMTA strikes again.


32 posted on 07/01/2006 8:27:53 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 25 | View Replies]

To: Irish_Thatcherite
Hey.. I work with tropical hardwoods!!

This is about the only part of this I agree with.

Pine box works fine, save the tropical hardwoods for pianos. (And desks, and sideboards and flooring and chairs and decks and....)

33 posted on 07/01/2006 11:03:00 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (The bottom 60% does 40% of the work, the top 40% does 60% of the work. Just who are the "workers"?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 22 | View Replies]

To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Yeah.. I was thinking that... why cardboard? Why couldn't he have used pine?


34 posted on 07/01/2006 11:28:31 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 33 | View Replies]

To: robowombat

I intend to be ground into dust and incinerated by the SWAT team's bulldozer and tank-mounted flamethrower.


35 posted on 07/01/2006 4:12:52 PM PDT by elkfersupper
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: robowombat

I don't much care what my husband decides to do with me after I depart.

Maybe he could have me cremated and scattered from a private plane over Safeco Field or something.

While the Mariners are out of town, of course. Batter up!


36 posted on 07/01/2006 7:30:28 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: elkfersupper

I presume this will be after you go down in glory defending your home from GI Invaders.

I must learn to not read your posts while taking a drink.


37 posted on 07/01/2006 10:41:48 PM PDT by Lurker 50001
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 35 | View Replies]

To: SmithL
How much would it have cost to rent a wood chipper for an hour or so?


Heh!
38 posted on 07/01/2006 10:49:15 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: managusta
We can also offer the classic rolled up carpet,the individually separated ziplock bags and our most popular the 100% re-cyclable crushed car block.

ROFLOL!!!

39 posted on 07/01/2006 11:09:40 PM PDT by Humidston (Congress is like the Mafia - NO PAY, NO PLAY.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18 | View Replies]

To: robowombat
Another thing we all liked about green burials was that, instead of an impersonal marble headstone, a tree would be planted on my dad's grave

While I'm not particularly keen on marble (granite and bronze both seem like better materials), I don't see how a carved or cast marker is more impersonal than a tree. Not that there's anything wrong with trees, but markers do serve a real purpose.

BTW, I think embalming is a scam, and if the government weren't in the funeral industry's pocket it would be possible to have viewings of refrigerated caskets without need for embalming.

40 posted on 07/02/2006 12:16:42 AM PDT by supercat (Sony delenda est.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-48 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson