[clamper1797]

That's a pretty stiff penalty

[stylin19a]

so that's what ? 100k per ?

[Sacajaweau]

Tombstone: I was generously endowed by the courts!!

[JoeSixPack1]

So today we had a story of a moozie with a lightbulb up his butt and now we get to read about this guy......

We're all doomed!!!! AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH

[NormsRevenge]

This kind of thread pains me, for some reason. 8-}

[Froufrou]

The Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex, then lower it.

Snap for up, clap for down. He gets married and the wife goes, "snap, clap, snap, clap..." Poor man doesn't know if he's coming or going...

[Sax]

The implant consists of a series of plastic plates strung together with steel surgical wire, almost like a roll of wrapped coins. Springs press against the plates, creating enough surface tension...

Man, they gave him a Frankenpecker!

[gov_bean_ counter]

But Lennon could not position his penis downward.

Duct tape?

[cripplecreek]

Well that's just swell.

[randog]

But Lennon could not position his penis downward.

I wonder how far back he had to stand when taking a wizz...?

[Yaelle]

Was it Rush who said, "Why didn't he make any complaints the first nine years?"

[GarySpFc]

You would think he would walk around with a great big cat eating grin on his face.