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Awkward moments abound in penis pump trial (TRY IF YOU CAN, FROM NOT LAUGHING HISTERICALLY)
Yahoo News ^ | June 28, 2006 | SHAUN SCHAFER

Posted on 06/29/2006 12:45:04 PM PDT by seasoned traditionalist

BRISTOW, Okla. - Serving on the jury in an indecent-exposure trial unfolding in this conservative Oklahoma town has been a giggle-inducing experience. Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others. The white-handled sexual device sits before the jury box for hours at a time. Occasionally an attorney picks it up and squeezes the handle, demonstrating the "sh-sh" sound of air rushing through the contraption's plastic tubing. The jurors sometimes exchange awkward looks and break into nervous laughter when the testimony takes a lurid turn.

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Don't know if this is where this should be posted. If not, Mods will move it.

While this is a sad commentary on an (I hope isloated) matter involving an "abuse" (pun intended) of judicial ethics, it is just too humorous to share.

With all sad and unsettling news of late, a little levity is in order.

1 posted on 06/29/2006 12:45:07 PM PDT by seasoned traditionalist
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To: seasoned traditionalist
A doctor has lectured on the lengths the defendant was willing to go to enhance his sexual performance.

ROTFLMAO...

2 posted on 06/29/2006 12:46:58 PM PDT by Philistone (Turning lead into gold...)
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To: Xenalyte

Here we go again...


3 posted on 06/29/2006 12:47:47 PM PDT by TommyDale (Stop the Nifongery!)
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To: seasoned traditionalist

Really, baby, it's not mine...


4 posted on 06/29/2006 12:48:23 PM PDT by Siouxz ( Freepers are the best!!!)
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To: seasoned traditionalist

"Approach the bench" has never sounded so scary.


5 posted on 06/29/2006 12:49:27 PM PDT by atomicpossum (Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
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To: seasoned traditionalist

He is facing a stiff sentence, charged with four felony counts.

6 posted on 06/29/2006 12:49:41 PM PDT by Diogenesis (Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum)
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To: atomicpossum
Erect, behind his wife and lawyer.


7 posted on 06/29/2006 12:51:37 PM PDT by Diogenesis (Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum)
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To: seasoned traditionalist

Wonder if this trial will end in a hung jury......


8 posted on 06/29/2006 12:51:48 PM PDT by NRA1995 (Zarqawi died, liberals cried....)
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To: seasoned traditionalist

These charges seem inflated to me. I did hear that the judge kept falling asleep after he yelled out the judgement.


9 posted on 06/29/2006 12:52:38 PM PDT by posterchild (Fresh out of compassion. How about some limited government?)
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To: Siouxz

If Rush had one of these, would Customs have confiscated it?


10 posted on 06/29/2006 12:52:38 PM PDT by reformedjournalist
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To: seasoned traditionalist

The question is: will it stand up in court?


11 posted on 06/29/2006 12:52:57 PM PDT by Michael_Michaelangelo (The best theory is not ipso facto a good theory.)
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To: seasoned traditionalist

Clinton apointee?


13 posted on 06/29/2006 12:53:26 PM PDT by Screamname (Why the hell is Kathy Boudin out on parole??)
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To: Xenalyte; Allegra; Hap; Bacon Man; Flyer; pax_et_bonum

Perennial Penis Pump Ping!


14 posted on 06/29/2006 12:55:00 PM PDT by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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To: seasoned traditionalist
"Will the court please rise?"


15 posted on 06/29/2006 12:55:10 PM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: seasoned traditionalist



If I was his wife I would tell him to stick it!


16 posted on 06/29/2006 12:55:10 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: seasoned traditionalist

Is that a gavel under your robe, or are you just happy to be appointed?


17 posted on 06/29/2006 12:55:27 PM PDT by posterchild (Fresh out of compassion. How about some limited government?)
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To: seasoned traditionalist

"Objection over-ruled...pssst psst..Yeahh"

18 posted on 06/29/2006 12:56:16 PM PDT by Screamname (Why the hell is Kathy Boudin out on parole??)
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To: seasoned traditionalist

This could result in "hard time" for the judge.


19 posted on 06/29/2006 12:56:21 PM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: humblegunner
Perennial Penis Pump Ping!

humble, you're killing me!

lol!

20 posted on 06/29/2006 12:57:13 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Whatever happened to Cynthia McKinney?)
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