[mucho muchacho]

Why is that great news?

[rovenstinez]

And the undocumented workers, probably 94% of them are watching. Really

[new yorker 77]

The Euros love soccer because countries like Ghana, who have more soccer balls than people have teeth, can beat the U.S..

I also can't stand the extra time and the fake pain flailing.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Because it means no more than 6% of Americans are insane enough to watch an exercise in futility engaged in by people so queer they don't use their hands.