[new yorker 77]

The Euros love soccer because countries like Ghana, who have more soccer balls than people have teeth, can beat the U.S..

I also can't stand the extra time and the fake pain flailing.

[mucho muchacho]

I think that saying that the rest of the world likes soccer because most countries can beat the U.S. is a bit of a stretch.

Soccer has been huge around the world for decades.

[1rudeboy]

The Euros love soccer because countries like Ghana, who have more soccer balls than people have teeth, can beat the U.S.

Does that include the Euros who were beaten by Ghana?