'No idea what a gridiron is, but I always though American football a bit of a nancy game, mincing around in pretty outfits patting each others butts and doing silly dances, give me British footy any day.'
A bit nancy? Crash helmets, padded bras and eye liner to play Rugby? They seem to enjoy dressing up like the sixth member of The Village People and once or twice a game they run 10 yards on a tiny pitch! Must be the gayest sport of all time. Hard to believe it was originally proper Rugby until the sponsors took over and re-wrote the rules to make it more 'commercial'.
In it's favour it is not quite as boring as Nascar - dozens of ultra low-tech redneck-mobiles lumbering round a gentle oval and pretending to race! Like watching a freeway webcam. . . . . :D
America football is a game for gays, every play starts off with one man, the quarterback, with his hands in the center's pelvic area.
The quarterback then throws a "PASS" at another man.
Then all of the men try to get the one with the ball and throw him to the ground so they can jump him.