To: Mr. Brightside
Rose was intoxicated during the confrontation, which broke out around 8 a.m., and would face questioning after he sobers up. I can here the Police interview now...
Police: "Mr Rose. Why did you bite that security guard on the leg?"
Rose: "Huh?"
Police: "Why did you bite him?"
Rose: "Bite? Wha..?"
Police: "The guard. Why did you bite the guard?"
Rose: "I bit a guard? Can you get me a beer?"
2 posted on
06/27/2006 5:58:59 AM PDT by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll. 17,427+ snide replies and counting!)
To: Mr. Brightside
Guns N' Roses was the death knell of long-haired 80s rock.
3 posted on
06/27/2006 5:59:18 AM PDT by
Lunatic Fringe
(Man Law: You Poke It, You Own It)
To: Mr. Brightside
Rose was intoxicated during the confrontation(gasp) Axl Rose? No way!!
6 posted on
06/27/2006 6:17:18 AM PDT by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: Mr. Brightside
Fresh from fighting Tommy Hilfiger, Axl's moving on to biting Swedish security guards?
Quite the tough guy.
To: Mr. Brightside
Rose was intoxicated Axl ROSE???!!! InTOXicated??? Why, that's like accusing Patrick Kennedy of being drunk!
10 posted on
06/27/2006 6:31:33 AM PDT by
IronJack
To: Mr. Brightside
Poor guard. Those rabies shots are pretty painful.
11 posted on
06/27/2006 6:35:00 AM PDT by
Peter vE
(Ceterum censeo: delenda est Carthago.)
To: Mr. Brightside
Axl Rose allegedly bites security guard (Welcome To The Jungle) I love your little addition to the headline, Mr. Brightside.
/golf clap
To: Mr. Brightside
Good to know that after all this time, nothing has changed. This guy STILL hasn't grown up.
21 posted on
06/27/2006 7:18:38 AM PDT by
DustyMoment
(FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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