To: Mr. Brightside
Rose was intoxicated during the confrontation, which broke out around 8 a.m., and would face questioning after he sobers up. I can here the Police interview now...
Police: "Mr Rose. Why did you bite that security guard on the leg?"
Rose: "Huh?"
Police: "Why did you bite him?"
Rose: "Bite? Wha..?"
Police: "The guard. Why did you bite the guard?"
Rose: "I bit a guard? Can you get me a beer?"
2 posted on
06/27/2006 5:58:59 AM PDT by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll. 17,427+ snide replies and counting!)
To: theDentist
Police: "Mr Rose. Why did you bite that security guard on the leg?"
Rose: It was all I could reach from down here on the f*#@*n floor.
5 posted on
06/27/2006 6:16:26 AM PDT by
Khurkris
(Don't blame me. I speak a different language....American english.)
To: theDentist
Or, how about (in your best Clouseau voice);
Closeau: "Does you Axl bite?"
Guard: "No"
Axl: "Grrrrbitebiteruffbite...."
Closeau: "I thought you said your Axl doesn't bite?"
Guard: "That is not my Axl"
26 posted on
06/27/2006 8:29:38 AM PDT by
jettester
(I got paid to break 'em - not fly 'em)
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