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Axl Rose allegedly bites security guard (Welcome To The Jungle)
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Posted on 06/27/2006 5:52:08 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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To: Mr. Brightside
Rose was intoxicated during the confrontation, which broke out around 8 a.m., and would face questioning after he sobers up. I can here the Police interview now...
Police: "Mr Rose. Why did you bite that security guard on the leg?"
Rose: "Huh?"
Police: "Why did you bite him?"
Rose: "Bite? Wha..?"
Police: "The guard. Why did you bite the guard?"
Rose: "I bit a guard? Can you get me a beer?"
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posted on
06/27/2006 5:58:59 AM PDT
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll. 17,427+ snide replies and counting!)
To: Mr. Brightside
Guns N' Roses was the death knell of long-haired 80s rock.
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posted on
06/27/2006 5:59:18 AM PDT
by
Lunatic Fringe
(Man Law: You Poke It, You Own It)
To: Lunatic Fringe
Best damn f'en band of the eighties. PERIOD!
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posted on
06/27/2006 6:13:08 AM PDT
by
bubman
To: theDentist
Police: "Mr Rose. Why did you bite that security guard on the leg?"
Rose: It was all I could reach from down here on the f*#@*n floor.
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posted on
06/27/2006 6:16:26 AM PDT
by
Khurkris
(Don't blame me. I speak a different language....American english.)
To: Mr. Brightside
Rose was intoxicated during the confrontation(gasp) Axl Rose? No way!!
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posted on
06/27/2006 6:17:18 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: AppyPappy
That Viagra is nasty stuff.
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posted on
06/27/2006 6:22:37 AM PDT
by
massgopguy
(massgopguy)
To: Mr. Brightside
Fresh from fighting Tommy Hilfiger, Axl's moving on to biting Swedish security guards?
Quite the tough guy.
To: bubman
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posted on
06/27/2006 6:31:22 AM PDT
by
gr8eman
(Everybody is a rocket scientist...until launch day!)
To: Mr. Brightside
Rose was intoxicated Axl ROSE???!!! InTOXicated??? Why, that's like accusing Patrick Kennedy of being drunk!
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posted on
06/27/2006 6:31:33 AM PDT
by
IronJack
To: Mr. Brightside
Poor guard. Those rabies shots are pretty painful.
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posted on
06/27/2006 6:35:00 AM PDT
by
Peter vE
(Ceterum censeo: delenda est Carthago.)
To: gr8eman
...They suck... THANK YOU!!
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posted on
06/27/2006 6:40:51 AM PDT
by
martin gibson
(I know not what course others may take, but as for myself, give me Ralph Stanley or give me death!)
To: bubman
I won't go that far, but I do enjoy their music - especially the Appetite for Destruction (note the irony) album.
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posted on
06/27/2006 6:45:03 AM PDT
by
Coop
(No, there are no @!%$&#*! polls on Irey vs. Murtha!)
To: martin gibson
The guitar player is over-rated and shotgun axel just plain sucks...sorry fans!
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posted on
06/27/2006 6:53:02 AM PDT
by
gr8eman
(Everybody is a rocket scientist...until launch day!)
To: bubman
Best damn f'en band of the eighties. PERIOD! And apparently Axl's maturity level has not progressed since the eighties.
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posted on
06/27/2006 6:54:19 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Florida Gators - 2006 NCAA Men's Basketball Champions)
To: bubman
As far as I'm concerned, the only real rock band of the 80's... not that bubble gum glam stuff. Their songs are on the level of the Rolling Stones. Some good songwriting... musically and lyrically.
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posted on
06/27/2006 6:57:38 AM PDT
by
Diggler
To: PBRSTREETGANG
This coward is known for hitting his girlfriends if my memory serves.
His only redeeming virtue is that he is biodegradable.
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posted on
06/27/2006 7:02:59 AM PDT
by
allen08gop
("Woman is the most powerful magnet in the universe... and all men are cheap metal!")
To: dfwgator
Maybe so, but he was married to one beautiful woman. She looked good in the VS catalog but she looked stunning in person. Why she married him, who knows.
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posted on
06/27/2006 7:04:07 AM PDT
by
ladyjane
To: Mr. Brightside
Axl Rose allegedly bites security guard (Welcome To The Jungle) I love your little addition to the headline, Mr. Brightside.
/golf clap
To: gr8eman
The guitar player is over-rated and shotgun axel just plain sucks...sorry fans!... I always thought that first Izzy guy was fer-real...all cross-tuned and stealing hand-over-fist from (uh, I mean "in homage" to) Kief Riffhards...
I remember listening to Slash very pointedly step all over Gibby Haynes' solos, fills and licks all evening long...
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posted on
06/27/2006 7:08:12 AM PDT
by
martin gibson
(I know not what course others may take, but as for myself, give me Ralph Stanley or give me death!)
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