Hey, toolbar hijacker! Let her go!!!
Hey p-co
Maximus is throwing her system out the window so the hijackers don't get the state secrets she has been hiding.
She won't be able to get back online since the wireless connection doesn't reach the mile and a half her computer travelled when she tossed it out the window.
My guess is she has some rocket assist take off system that nearly sent it to outer space.
She is fine now, but it may be a while before she can type. The letters from the keyboard are scattered throughout the street.
Seriously she had to system restore three or four times and I think it still crashed again. It may be awhile before she gets back to FReeping.