Feminism leads to infertility... I suppose a brief review of social policies and population growth around the world can affirm that pretty well.
My understanding is that this is quite common in female athletes and weight lifters. There is something about the female condition that appears to consider an overly active body an unsuitable host for incubation.
I'm amazed at how badly I worded that, but oh well.
My thought exactly!
Remedy:
One moment DeWees will be doing an impersonation of a chainsaw; the next hell be saying things like, "A real woodchuck will give you the hair off her back."